{"id":1482,"date":"2001-12-25T12:52:04","date_gmt":"2001-12-25T01:52:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scriptorum.imagicity.com\/?p=1482"},"modified":"2001-12-25T12:52:04","modified_gmt":"2001-12-25T01:52:04","slug":"cambodge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/2001\/12\/25\/cambodge\/","title":{"rendered":"Cambodge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man turned to face me<br \/>\nand the Buddha in the back of a truck<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know why he chose to grace me<br \/>\nwith a look<br \/>\nbut it stuck<\/p>\n<p>And the Buddha said,<br \/>\n&#8216;Don&#8217;t follow me&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd the blind man said,<br \/>\n&#8216;Then set me free&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a buffalo in the basement<br \/>\nand a paddy at the bar getting drunk.<br \/>\nHe said, &#8216;If they don&#8217;t find a replacement<br \/>\nwith my luck<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be sunk.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>And the barman said,<br \/>\n&#8216;I&#8217;m seeing red<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause I&#8217;ve just been told<br \/>\nmy tiger&#8217;s dead.<br \/>\nAnd my freehold over the ocean&#8217;s<br \/>\ngone to seed.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>There are angels under the arches<br \/>\nand every one of them wants to fuck.<br \/>\nAnd the legless man as he lurches<br \/>\nin the dark<br \/>\ntries his luck.<\/p>\n<p>And the angel says,<br \/>\n&#8216;You can marry me.&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd the legless man<br \/>\nsays, &#8216;Set me free.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>You say remember when<br \/>\nback in old Phnom Penh<br \/>\nbut that was now<br \/>\nand this is then<br \/>\nand your freedom&#8217;s floating skyward<br \/>\non the breeze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man turned to face me and the Buddha in the back of a truck I don&#8217;t know why he chose to grace me with a look but it stuck And the Buddha said, &#8216;Don&#8217;t follow me&#8217; And the blind man said, &#8216;Then set me free&#8217; There&#8217;s a buffalo in the basement and a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hard-core","category-literary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}