{"id":25,"date":"2007-04-27T08:30:21","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T21:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scriptorum.imagicity.com\/2007\/04\/27\/sms-from-the-bislama\/"},"modified":"2007-04-27T08:30:21","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T21:30:21","slug":"sms-from-the-bislama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/2007\/04\/27\/sms-from-the-bislama\/","title":{"rendered":"SMS From the Bislama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial,Helvetica\" size=\"+1\"><em><strong>SMS from the Bislama<\/strong><\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<pre>GOODNIGHT TAWI SORRY\nTO DISTURB I WANT\nTO TELL YOU ONLY\nTHAT EVERYTHING IS\nSTRAIGHT<\/pre>\n<p><em>With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SMS from the Bislama GOODNIGHT TAWI SORRY TO DISTURB I WANT TO TELL YOU ONLY THAT EVERYTHING IS STRAIGHT With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[55,552,580],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","category-literary","tag-bislama","tag-sms","tag-tawi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/village-explainer.kabisan.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}